Saturday, December 31, 2011

DRINK UP BITCHES!!! HAPPY 2012

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.

A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Drink and think but dont think and drink

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off

My boss didn’t know i drank, till one day i came to work sober.

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems!

i drink till i cant see any more.i drink till i cant walk. i drink till i hit the floor.i drink till i am sick. then i still get up and drink some more

Lips dat touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

OH Liquor, OH Liquor. Can’t you make me drunk quicker?

Work is the curse of the drinking class.


Thinking of quitting ?
Remember, you don’t live any longer, it only seems like it.


Rehab is for quitters

people say i have a drinking problem…
i have no problem…
i drink,
i get drunk,
i pass out,
NO PROBLEM!!

i could spend 50 bucks on a guitar or i could buy 2 cases of beer and play the air guitar.

Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.

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